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THE UPSETTING OF 
JABEZ STRONG 

% €ometip in €Jjrce ^ct^ 



BY 

HELEN P. KANE 

AUTHOR OF "A BUNDLE OF MATCHES," "WHITE DOVE OF 
ONEIDA," ETC. 



Copyright, 1911, by Dick & Fitzgerald 



NEW YORK 

DICK & FITZGERALD 

18 ANN STREET 






TMP96-0C6391 



'C!,D 23875 



THE UPSETTING OF JABEZ STRONG. 



CHARACTERS, 



Miriam Orr. age 45 The Adjuster 

Hope Hathaway, later Hope Strong, age 20. .. .Her Friend 
Jabez Strong, age 55. .Financier, suspicious and tyrannical 
Mrs. Strong, age 50. .His wife, hind, timid and inconsequent 

Daisy, age 18 His daughter, wilful and rehellious 

Dana Strong, age 30 His son, hushand of Hope 

Jack Drake, age 25. .Strode oar at Harvard, Lover of Daisy 

John Burton, age 30 Broke, also lover of Daisy 

BiNKS, age 40 Butler at the Strongs 

Locality. — Near Boston, Mass. 

Time of Eepresentation. — One and one-half hours. 

SYNOPSIS OF INCIDENTS. 

. .Act I. — Dana's sndden call to the Ozarks and its results. 
Jabez on the track of Jack and Daisy who elude him. 
Dana reveals to his father what he is about to do. 

Act II. Scene I. — Daisy's luncheon appointment at 
Young's. Jabez's unexpected arrival for luncheon at home, 
accompanied by Burton, to whom Daisy is directed to be 
particularly civil. The luncheon at Young's does not occur. 
Burton's deal. Jack's unlooked-for call. How he received 
and accepted Jabez's invitation for luncheon, and what hap- 
pened. Scene II. — Miriam's tactics. Their influence over 
Jabez. Dana's return, to find Hope at the theater. The 
theater party again home. 

3 



4 The Upsetting of Jabez Strong. 

Act III. — Daisy's letter to Bukton. Jack again invited 
for luncheon. Dana and Jack plan to obtain a clutch on 
Burton. Burton on the scene. His villainies exposed. 
Restitution. Jack's engagement to Daisy at last accom- 
plished. 

COSTUMES. 

Modern and up-to-date. 

INCIDENTAL PROPERTIES. 

Piece of Jewelry. Knitting-work. Books. Music. 
Papers. Writing Materials. Tray and Card. Letter. 
Suit-case. Umbrella. 

STAGE DIRECTIONS. 

As seen by a performer on the stage facing the audience, 
R., means right; L., left; c, center; it. c, right of center; 
L. c, left of center ; up stage, towards the back ; down stage, 
towards the audience. 

R. R. C. C. L. C. L. 



THE UPSETTING OF JABEZ STKONG. 



ACT I. 



SCENE. — Hope's room, modern furnishings ; pretty and 
girlish. Entrance hack with portieres. Tahle, down h. 
with hooks and flowers. Easy-chair r. of tahle. Couch 
L. and low seat near it. One or two other chairs. 
Piano R. with music. DISCOVERED Hope in easy- 
chair, reading. ENTER Daisy, standing hetween porti- 
eres, Hope does not see her, and she runs forward and 
puts her hands over Hope's eyes. 

Daisy. Guess who! 

Hope (laughing as she looks tip). Couldn't! So glad you 
came, Daisy. You're just in time to go in town with me. 

Daisy. Mistake on your part, I'm just in time to go with 
Jack. {Sits on couch.) 

Hope (throwing hook on tahle, and clasping her hands 
on knees). Which means I don't get any innings on this 
trip? 

Daisy (apologetically) . You know .Tack and I 

Hope (laughing). Oh, I know, you come to see me, and 
Jack comes to see you. 

Daisy. Now Hope, you know what an awful fog father 
raises if he comes to the house. 

Hope (coming over and kissing her). Poor little girl. 
You and Jack do have a hard time. It was mean to tease 
you. I wonder he doesn't forbid Dana coming to see me. 

Daisy (ruefully). Oh! he likes you. and he has no use 
for Jack. I believe I'll run away, I'm tired of this ever- 
lasting nagging. 

Hope (whimsically). It is a "dernier ressort." 

Daisy (wilftdly) . Just you wait till you are married, and 
live in the house with him. 

Hope. That's not a foregone conclusion. 

5 



6 The Upsetting of Jabez Strong. 

Daisy. Father thinks it is. (Bell rings) Oh! there's 
Jack! (Buns out.) 

Hope (alone and laughing). So does Dana. But there 
are two sides to every question. And there's time enough 
yet for that. 

ENTEE Daisy -with Jack. 

Jack (coming forward and shaking hands). As usual. 
Miss Hathaway, imposing on your hospitality and good 
nature. 

Hope. You can't, on the first; and you never stay long 
enough to test the second. 

Jack (laughing). We certainly do make a convenience 
of you. But I can't ask Daisy to hang round corners waiting 
for me, now can I? 

Daisy. Haven't come to that yet ; but I may 

Jack. When you come to that, I shan't wait any longer. 
There will be an auto on that corner, and it will be headed 
for Copley Square. Which reminds me, there's an auto 
below now, and it's headed for the Aqueduct Road. (Bow- 
ing with exaggerated politeness to Hope) Did I understand 
you to say you could not go to-day, Miss Hathaway? 

Hope (with exaggerated regret). So sorry, Mr. Drake. 
Such a pressing invitation. But circumstances over which 
I have no control — I am forced to trust you to Daisy's 
tender mercies. 

Jack. That is hard luck. Daisy's mercy isn't the Portia 
kind. 

Hope (laughing). Which doesn't get the blessing? 

Jack (dolefully). Me! When there is any. 

Daisy. But you take everything else in sight ■ 

Jack. Including you, when I can get you, for which 
thanks to Miss Hathaway. (Shaking hands) Come on, 
Daisy, they've cut us down to twelve miles an hour, you 
know. 

Daisy (going). Sorry to leave you, Hope. 

Hope (laughing). You look it, both of you. Good-bye. 
(As Daisy and Jack are going out, they run into Dana com- 
ing in.) 

Dana. Hullo, Commodore! You here? 

Jack. Hullo, Strong! Didn't look for you this time of 
day. 

Dana. Oh, don't mind me, you and Daisy aren't eloping, 



The trpsetting of Jabez Strong. 7 

are you? (Crosses to Hope, who greets him smilingly, and 
draws her hand through his arm.) 

Jack. We haven't come to that point yet. Not that I'd 
mind. 

Hope. Nice, careful brother, you are, Dana. This is the 
age when things are done " by suggestion." 

Daisy. Thanks, Hope. Take note, if I do anything reck- 
less Dana is responsible. 

Dana. I have a fellovp-feeling for you kids; you have to 
steal all you get anyway. 

Hope. So you condone petty larceny and encourage 
burglary. I think I will reconsider our relations. 

Jack (laughing). If he means to make a financier, he'd 
best cut out the first. 

Dana. Come on, Daisy, I haven't much reputation left. 
(Suddenly) I say. Jack. (To Hope) If you two will ex- 
cuse me, I want to say a word to Jack. 

Hope (laughing). Oh! certainly. Come look over this 
song, Daisy. (Goes to piano, and turns over music, playing 
snatches) Had this yet? It is only just out, but everybody 
will be singing it in a week. (Jack and Dana cross to 
window, and Dana talks earnestly, Jack looks surprised and 
amused.) 

Jack (shaking hands). Well, wish you luck, old man. 
I may follow your lead. Come on, Daisy, we're losing the 
whole " endurin' day." Good-bye again, Miss Hathaway. 

[EXIT both. 

Hope (crossing to Dana). It is a shame. He is such a 
good fellow. But seriously, Dana, I wouldn't suggest more 
wilfulness to Daisy. (Sits on couch.) 

Dana (laughing). She's "up and coming" in that line. 

Hope. If they will only wait, things will come out all 
right in time. 

Dana. Well, I'll leave you to preach waiting, I couldn't 
do it with a very good grace just now. (Suddenly, seriously) 
Hope, can we be married to-morrow ? 

Hope (springing up). To-morrow. Married— to-morrow ! 

Dana (whimsically). That is what I said. It may seem 
a trifle previous. 

Hope. Previous! Why I haven't even thought of getting 
ready. 

Dana (crossing, and putting his arm about her). But 
you said you would marry me 

Hope (interrupting) . Next Spring. 



8 The Upsetting of Jabez Strong. 

Dana (argumentatively). Then why not now? 

Hope. Why, I haven't a new thing to my name. 

Dana. All the better. A man hates to be spotted as 
" newly married." 

Hope. But why? 

Dana. Hates to be spotted? 

Hope. Now you know. Why? 

Dana. Well — I hadn't a thought of it this morning; but 
in the morning mail, came an order from a big concern in 
Oregon, for a month's work; a hurry-up job, wire reply. 
And I wired " Start by Canadian Pacific, to-morrow, 
.3 P. M." Then I thought, what a shame Hope should 
miss that. If we were married now. And then I thought, 
why not? I may never have an order there again. So here 
I am! 

Hope (listening eagerly). Dana! — That perfectly gorgeous 
trip through the Ozarks. 

Dana. That's it! 

Hope. Oh! How I have wanted that. 

Dana (whimsically). And me? 

Hope (laughing). It is an inducement 

Dana. Me ? 

Hope (laughing again). No! The Ozarks. 

Dana (with mock humility). Well. I never hope to fill 
the place of the Ozarks. Do you think you could take me 
as an accompaniment? 

Hope (thoughtfully). There is no other way of getting 
them, I suppose. 

Dana (getting up and standing with his hands in his 
pockets). I should hate to be an impediment. I don't see 
any other, at present. 

Hope (hesitatingly). It is so very present, to-morrow. 

Dana (quoting). "If 'twere well 'twere done, 'twere 
well 'twere done quickly." — Can you? 

Hope (breathlessly). Dana, I can't. Give me an hour. 
Come back in an hour, and I will tell you. 

Dana (coming to her quickly, and bending over her). 
Will you, Hope? Will you really consider it? Honestly, 
that's more than I hoped. 

Hope (laughing). You mean more than you deserved. 
Now go. 

Dana. I am going to telephone for two tickets and a com- 
partment. 

Hope. Provisiojially ? 



The Upsetting of Jabez Strong. 9 

Dana. " Hope springs eternal " — provisionally — (Looks 
at watch) In an hour. [EXIT Dana. 

Hope (alone, moves ahout restlessly, then sits in armchair, 
musing). Can I? Can't I? Is there any reason why not? 
(Laughs) I suppose there are heaps of reasons, and heaps 
of people who would and will be properly shocked. But 
there's not one who has the right to say " No " (Soberly) 
nor one to say — "Yes, dear, go!" (Rises and walks ahout 
again) And I want to. (Laughs) If you only knew, Dana. 
(Sits on low seat, hands clasped on knees) And all the 
fussing cut out. This bride wouldn't be worn out with 
dress-making. (Catching her breath) And the Ozarks in- 
stead. Can I? 

ENTER Miriam. 

Miriam (standing holding portieres apart). May I come 
in, Hope? 

Hope (springing up and meeting her). Was there ever 
a time when you might not? 

Mir. (coming down with her arm ahout Hope). It is good 
to look at you, childie! 

Hope (laughing). Look your fill, then; for it's like to be 
the last you will see of Hope Hathaway. 

Mir. (stopping suddenly). The last 

Hope (putting her in easy-chair, and bringing low seat). 
Sit down, and I'll tell you all about it. (Puts her arms up 
and draws Miriam down ivith an impulsit^e embrace) Do 
you know, when a girl hasn't a mother she is verj' lucky 
to have you, Miriam Orr. 

Mir. (laughing tenderly, and smoothing her hair). Do 
you know, when a woman hasn't a daughter, she is very 
lucky to have you, Hope Hathaway. Well? 

Hope. Well — I am going to marry Dana 

Mir. I know that 

Hope. And you are coming down to the Advent, to- 
morrow, to see me do it. 

Mir. To-morrow! When was that settled? 

Hope (demurely, looking at her watch). Just thirty 
minutes ago. (Takes pin from her dress, and fastens it in 
Mirum's) Hope Hathaway's parting gift, dear. 

Mir. (kissing her). Y,ou extravagant child. But Hope — 

Hope (fastening pin securely). It looks just like you — do 
you like it? 

Mir. Like it, your gift ? 



16 ^he Upsetting of Jabe^ Strong. 

Hope. But if it wasn't! (Miriam laughs) Oh! I 
remembered. 

Mir. Oh, you remembered, without question. Do you ever 
forget what people like? 

Hope (saucily). When I like, I forget even the people. 

Mir. But Hope 

Hope. You've lectured me on that point, more than once. 
There I won't tease. You see Dana had a sudden order from 
a big concern in Oregon and he is going by the Canadian 
Pacific — that magnificent trip through the Ozarks — and he 
said it was a shame I should miss it, and if I could and 
would get ready in a hurry {Spealcing very rapidly) and 
since I had made up my mind to marry him some day, and 
since you had made up my mind that a man marries a 
woman, and not her clothes, I just made an obeisance to the 
Fetich of Convention— you see. 

Mir. I see, but it rather takes my breath away. 

Hope. It did mine. And when I caught it, I said, " I 
can't. I haven't a new thing to my name." 

Mir. (laughing). And Dana said " All the better." 

Hope. He did. How did you know? 

Mir. (soberly). When I was a man, I hated to be spotted 
as newly wed. 

Hope (laughing). How you do see the other side, Miriam. 
Now I just look through my own little peephole. 

Mir. (touching pin). I've noticed that. So you are going 
to see the Ozarks, and Banff, and all the rest of it through 
your little peephole. 

Hope (springing up). Could you even think of a more 
perfectly gorgeous wedding journey? (Soberly, standing 
before Miriam) Truly, Miriam, I've hardly given a thought 
yet to the way I'm going, the going itself is so wonderful. 

Mir. But you will. And when you come back — (Hope 
crosses suddenly to window, then comes bach.) 

Hope (soberly). That is another thing. Dana wants me 
to go to his father. His father asked it. He has been 
awfully nice to me, Miriam, but 

Mir. (sympathizingly) . Of course, every girl wants her 
own home. 

Hope. And I've never had a real one. This is the one 
bitter drop in my cup. 

Mir. So very bitter, dear? 

Hope (sitting on the arm of her chair, and spealcing 
Earnestly). It isn't altogether selfish. I want to~ make a 



The Upsetting of Jabez Strong. fl 

home for Dana too, (Miriam takes her hand and strokes it 
softly) and now — ■ (Pauses and speaks dreamily) and now — • 
(Looking at Mirum, and speaking slowly) I am going to the 
Strongs. 

Mir. (smilingly). Yes? 

Hope (hesitatingly). It is Dana's home. 

Mir. (emphatically). Good. 

ENTER Dana. 

Dana (at portieres). Hour's up — may I come in, Hope? 

Hope (springing up). Oh, Dana! (Miriam rises.) 

Dana (coming forward and greeting her). Beg pardon, 
Miss Orr; you see Hope and I had an engagement 

Mir. (smiling). So have I, to-morrow, at the Advent. 
(Dana stops suddenly, and looks at Hope. Hope smiles 
shyly at him. He crosses to her quickly, and takes both her 
hands.) 

Dana. Really, Hope? 

Hope (mischievously) . There had to be a preliminary, if 
I wanted to go. 

Dana (looking at her eagerly). And you will? 

Hope. You don't seem especially open to conviction. 

Mir. (laughing). A truly masculine quality. Good-bye, 
I seem to be of no special use to you two at present. If you 
want me later, Hope, telephone. 

Dana (shaking hands violently with Miriam). She's been 
awfully good to me. Miss Orr. When you spring a thing on 
a girl that way 

Hope (laughing). She can't get away from it, I was 
caught fast, Dana, among the Ozarks. We take the train 
at three, to-morrow, Miriam. 

Dana. Take note, we take the train. Miss Orr. 

Mir. And the preliminary? 

Dana (grasping his hat). Good heavens! And I haven't 
seen the minister. 

Hope. Make it late as possible, Dana. Don't go, Miriam, 
there's a " mort o' things " to do, and I want to ask you 
more'n a million questions. (Puts her arm around her.) 

Dana (checking on his fingers). Minister, ring, license, 
carriage, tickets, express. 

Hope (laughing) . Confess you didn't know what you were 
" up against." Better " call it off." 

Dana. If he says noon? 

Hope (smiling). Noon it will be. 



12 The Upsetting of Jahez Strong. 

Dana (taking both her hands again). Hope, sure? 

Mir. {smiling at them, and going up L.). Sure. Hope 
hath a way. [EXIT Miriam. 

Dana {catching Hope quickly in his arms). There never 
was a girl like you, Hope. Is it true? 

Hope {laughing). It won't be, if you stay here. 

Dana. Right yoxi are. There's no shilly-shallying this 
trip. {Catches his hat, and goes quickly hack, and almost 
knocks over Jabez at door.) 

Dana (starting hack). Beg pardon. Why, hullo, Gov- 
ernor. Who'd thought of seeing you, this time of day! 

Hope {coming forward). Glad to see you, any time of 
day, Mr. Strong. 

Dana (aside to Hope). By all that's lucky. {To Jabez) 
Hope I didn't butt into you too strong, sir. 

Jabez (shaking hands with Hope). Oh! that's all right, 
Dana, that's all right ! I'm not senile yet, I hope. (Sharply) 
Where's Daisy? Her mother said she came here. 

Hope (quickly). She was here, she has just gone. 

Jabez. Hm! Gone where? 

Dana. She didn't say, sir. 

Jabez (suspiciously). Alone? 

Hope (quickly). She came alone, Mr. Strong. 

Dana (laughing). She's probably in the middle of a 
bunch of girls, now, sir. Daisy's popular, you know. 

Jabez (gruffly). Too popular by half. (Looks keenly 
from one to the other) You didn't see young Drake loung- 
ing round outside, waiting for her? 

Hope (laughing and relieved). Oh! no, sir. 

Dana (carelessly). Give you my word on that, sir. I 
know Drake wasn't outside! 

Jabez (angrily). He is hanging round again. And I tell 
you, Dana, I won't have it. 

Dana (carelessly). The boys are all after Daisy, sir. 
She's a jolly sort of girl, and I don't think one counts more 
than another. (Suddenly) Can you spare an hour, Gov- 
ernor? I'm off to the West to-morrow; and there's rather 
an important matter I've got to talk over with you. 

Jabez (suddenly attentive). Made a bad investment? 

Dana (looking at Hope). Well, no, sir; rather a good one, 
I think; but I'd like to have your opinion on it. 

Jabez. Hm ! Well, we can talk as we go down town. 
(Sharply) Haven't been buying on margins, have you? 



The Upsetting of Jabe^ Strong. 13 

(Shaking hands with Hope) This is the best stock you've 
invested in! (Going.) 

Hope (laughing). Thank you, sir. 

Dana (emphatically). That stock's all right, sir. (Going 
with Jabez.) 

Jabez (as he goes out). But mind you, I don't take any 
stock in young Drake, and I won't have him! 

CURTAIN. 



ACT II. 



SCENE 1. — Two months later. Morning room at the 
Strongs'. Modern furnishing , rather rich. Piano R. 
Small desk l. Table r. center. Several chairs, one a 
rocker. Entrances hack, h. and r. DISCOVERED 
Mrs. Strong, in rocking chair with knitting. ENTER 
Hope hack. 

Mrs. Strong. Oh ! Hope, I just wanted you. I worry, and 
worry, and it doesn't do a bit of good. 

Hope (laughing and patting her shoulder). Never did, 
little mother! 

Mrs. S. Daisy is so wilful; and Jabez is so determined; 
and neither of them will listen to me. (Telephone rings out- 
side.) 

ENTER Daisy l. 

Daisy (running across to entrance hack). Oh! I know 
that's Jack. 

Mrs. S. And she has been forbidden even to telephone 
him. 

Daisy (outside). Hullo — thought that was you, Jack — 
sorry — can't — father'd raise the roof if you brought me 
home. Matinee? — why, yes. I could come home alone after 
that. All right. Young's. In time for luncheon? I don't 
see why not — all right. I'll be there. Good-bye. 

Mrs. S. (helplessly). There you see. 

ENTER Daisy from hack. 

Hope. Little risky, isn't it, Daisy? Domestic tornadoes 
aren't comfortable. 



14 The Upsetting of Jabez Strongf. 

Daisy {indifferently). We always have them, you know. 
It doesn't make much difference whether Jack is the ex- 
citing cause, or some other little thing. 

Hope {laughing). I shouldn't call Jack a " little thing." 

Daisy {laughing). No, bless him. Harvard would have 
lost last time without his " strong right arm." I must run 
up and dress. {Starts to go as Jabez ENTEKS hack.) 

Mrs. S. Why, Jabez. What brought you home this time 
of day? 

Jabez. I suppose I can come home to luncheon, if I like. 
{Throws himself into armchair) If you are very inquisitive, 
I had some papers I wanted to go over with John Burton, 
so I told him to come to lunch. {Turns to Daisy) Daisy, 
I expect him to be treated with civility. Understand? — 

Daisy {leaving room). Sorry I can't be civil to Mr. 
Burton to-day. I have an engagement. 

Jabez (quicJcly and suspiciously). With whom? 

Hope {interposing playfully). I'm not so fascinating as 
Daisy, father; but I will do the best I can in the way of 
civility. 

Jabez {softening). You are always civil, my dear. Dana 
probably never knew it, but he did a good thing when he 
married you. 

Hope {demurely) . I don't know how Dana could be ex- 
pected to know that. I might tell him your opinion. 
{Signals to Daisy to go.) 

Jabez {aggressively). I asked you a question, Daisy. 

Daisy {evasively, standing in doorivay). I was going to 
the matinee. 

Jabez. I prefer you to stay at home. Mr. Burton will be 
pleased to take you to the theater to-night, instead. 

Daisy {crossly). You know I can't hear Mr, Burton. 
{Crosses to piano.) 

Jabez {sharply). I know more than that. {Turns sud- 
denly to Mrs. Strong, who starts nervously) Mother, has 
that young Drake been here again ? 

Mrs. S. {hesitatingly). I don't know why you should 
think so, Jabez. And I don't see what possible harm he can 
do, the Drakes are very nice people. 

Jabez {sneeringly) . A race of adventurers with sense 
enough to make governments pay for their adventures. 
{Turns to tahle and talces up paper) Now, John Burton is 
a solid man 

Daisy {sitting at piano, and turning music). I should say 



*the Upsetting of Jabez Strong. 15 

" heavy," but perhaps the two are synonymous. ( Jabez 
throws down paper angrily.) 

Mrs. S. (in timid reproof). Daisy, your father was talk- 
ing. Besides, it really doesn't make much diiference, you 
know, whether he is solid or only heavy. 

Daisy (playing softly, any convenient air). No difference 
whatever in this case. 

Jabez (angrily). You will find a difference, young lady! 
No Drake shall have the handling of my money. 

ENTER BmKS with card. 

BiNKS. A gentleman to see you, sir. Shall I take 'im to 
the liberry, sir? 

Jabez. Yes, and say I will be there presently. (EXIT 
BiNKS, Jabez crosses to Daisy) I forbid your leaving the 
house this afternoon. (Daisy shrugs her shoulders) I won't 
have you going about with that young man! (Violently) 
Do you understand? [EXIT Jabez. 

Mrs. S. (complainingly) . I don't see why you will annoy 
your father so, Daisy, if you would only do as he says 

Daisy (angrily). Do as he says. Let poor Jack go, and 
marry John Burton. 

Mrs. S. Oh, I don't mean to go as far as that, my dear. 
Oh, Daisy, you do worry me so. 

Daisy (coming over and petting her) Poor little Mam- 
mykins. Between father's cannonading and my musketry 
you get it pretty hard. Hope is about all you have of com- 
fort when Dana's away. Don't you worry, dearie, I won't 
go to-day. 

Mrs. S. (relieved). That's a dear child. I must see Nora 
about the lunch table. (Bustles out l.) 

Daisy (going hack to piano stool, and sitting dejectedly). 
Poor Jack, I don't know what he'll think. 

Hope (putting Mrs. Strong's knitting away). Can't you 
telephone him at Young's? 

Daisy. Wouldn't dare, father would hear every word. 

Hope (anxiously). Can't I go in and explain to him? 

Daisy (laughing). If you did, that blessed Genius of 
Suspicion would see through the whole thing and know 
why yovi went, and then you would come in for some of it. 
No dear, he will just have to wait, and wonder, and say 
" confound it " and a few other little things. I'll write him 
and put a special on, he will get it to-night. 

Hope. Write it now. I'll take it out to make sure of it. 



z6 l^he Upsetting of Jal)e« Strongf. 

Daisy. You're a dear. (Kisses her, then sits at desle, 
Hope stands beside her while she writes) Poor fellow, he 
will be disappointed. Don't know when I can contrive to see 
him. (Looks up at Hope) These storms aren't doing you 
any good, my dear. You are acquiring a tiny line here. 
(Draws pen between her eyes) There. (Sealing note, which 
Hope takes) Thanks dear. Hurry (EXIT Hope back) 
back, or father will know you went for some message to Jack. 
Catch me going to the theater with John Burton. I don't 
like him, and I don't. (Sits on low stool with chin on hands) 
Now, I wonder. He flatters father, that I know; and when 
a man flatters, he is born to it like a Spaniard or a darkey, 
or he does it for a purpose. Now I don't think John Burton 
was born to it. (Muses.) 

ENTER Hope and Miriam back. 

PIoPE. Daisy, I want you to meet my friend, Miriam Orr. 
May I bring her in here? 

Daisy (springing up, crossing to meet them and greeting 
Miriam). Charmed to meet you. Miss Orr. Hope has told 
me a little bit about you. 

Mir. I couldn't have a better introduction. (Stands 
holding Daisy's hand) I am glad to see Hope's sister 
Daisy. 

Daisy (impulsively). Hope's sister wouldn't mind being 
" Daisy " to you, too. And some day I am coming to see 
yovi, may I? (Miriam smiles at her) Now I am going to 
leave you two. Hope has more'n a million things to tell 
you, I know. (To Hope) Miss Orr will stay for luncheon? 

Hope (appealingly) . Will you, Miriam? 

Mir. Yes, if you wish it, with pleasure. 

Daisy (going). Au revoir, then. [EXIT L. 

Hope. Now that is good of you. Give me your hat. 
(Takes it) Now sit here. (Putting her in armchair, and 
bringing low seat beside her) You are such a comfort, 
Miriam. 

Mir. (smiling). A two months' wife want comforting? 

Hope (quickly). Oh, not that way. (Laughing) You 
always were a comfort, you know. 

Mir. (laughing). You too. 

Hope. Why did you go away just as I came? For a 
whole month I have been longing to make you see those 
wonderful mountains. 



The Upsetting of Jabez Strongf. 17 

Mm. You did. Your letters were short, but they were 
pictures. 

Hope. They were woefully inadequate. I was intensely 
excited before, but there, something made words an im- 
pertinence. The only thing I could do, was to hold Dana's 
hand hard. 

Mm. And be glad you had it to hold. 

Hope (^nodding). Pretty good hand to hold to. 

Mir. And now you're settling down. 

Hope (with a little sigh). Yes. 

Mm. What is the shadow, dear? 

Hope. It's not my shadow, Miriam. It is just an 
atmosphere of cross-purposes, very cross-purposes, {With a 
little laugh) and tangles, and snarls; the snarliest kind of 
snarls. 

Mm. That may be why you came. Tangles can be 
straightened out. 

Hope (earnestly). I thought so at first but it must have 
been an impertinence. Instead of smoothing out the snarls, 
I am getting tangled up in them. (Suddenly) Miriam, I 
believe you could do it. 

Mm. (quietly). Do what? 

Hope (impulsively). I know you could. I never saw any- 
one find out ways to help cross-purposes as yovi do. 

Mm. (laughing). Diagnose the case, dear. 

Hope. You'll diagnose it fast enough at lunch. I want 
you just now, more than I can say. Could you come, say 
for a week? 

Mm. But Mrs. Strong? 

Hope. Oh, that is all right. I have my own apartments. 
Guests are among my " perquisites." 

Mm. And Dana? 

Hope (laughing). Wait till Dana comes. If he doesn't 
endorse my invitation I'll recall it, and my opinion of him. 

Mm. I wouldn't meddle with the last, even under such 
provocation. (Laughing.) 

Hope. He is a dear boy. Then it is settled, and I shall 
annoimce at lunch that yovi are to make me a little visit, 
and I believe 

Burton (outside). Just as you think best, Mr. Strong. 
I defer entirely to your opinion. 

ENTEK Jabez with Burton. 

Jabez. Nonsense, nonsense. Burton. Your opinion is as 



l8 '!rhe Upsetting of Jabez Strong. 

good as mine any day. I may have a little more experience, 
{Stopping, and emphasizing with finger on his palm) but 
for good solid judgment, I'd take your opinion quicker than 
I would most men's. 

Burt. And you think you'd better take hold of this? 
{Tentatively) It's a pretty big deal. 

Jabez. Sure as the Treasury. We'll clear half a million 
on that, easy. {As they talk, they stand facing each other 
near the entrance. Hope and Miriam are hidden hy the 
hack of the chair, and are both uneasy at overhearing. Here 
Hope crosses to them.) 

Hope. I am afraid we are intruding, father. 

Jabez {turning pleasantly). Not a bit, Hope, my dear, 
not a bit. We had settled matters before we came ki. Let 
me present Mr. Burton, Mrs. Dana Strong, Burton. 

Hope {pleasantly, shaking hands). Mr. Burton's name is 
not strange to me. 

Burt, {impressively). May I hope Mr. Burton's self 
may not be? 

Hope {lightly). Time will show. {Turning to Jabez) 
Father, I want to introduce an old friend of mine. (Miriam 
comes forward) My friend, Miss Orr, Mr. Strong. 

Jabez {shaking hands). Glad to see you. Miss Orr, my 
friend, Mr. Burton. (Miriam hows, and Burton responds) 
Hope, where is Daisy? 

Hope. In her room, I think. I'll call her. 

[EXIT quickly hack. 

ENTER Mrs. Strong hack. 

Mrs. S. I was just going to see if you were ready for 
luncheon, Jabez. How do you do, Mr. Burton? {Shakes 
hands) This is all in the family, you know, we don't make 
a stranger of you. 

Burt. You are very kind, Mrs. Strong. I hope you do 
not mind my intrusion. 

Mrs. S. {flustered). Oh! not at all. I don't mind any- 
body. If people are disagreeable, I always think the easiest 
way is not to mind it. 

Burt, {dryly). Hm — yes 

Jabez {frowning and speaking quickly). Mother, you 
haven't seen Hope's friend. 

Mir. {coming forward quickly, and offering her hand). 



The Upsetting of Jabez Strong. 19 

1 am trespassing on your hospitality, too, Mrs. Strong, under 
Hope's authority. I hope you won't mind me, either. 

Mrs. S. Oh! not at all. I don't mind {Looking at her 
■with interest) Have I ever met you before? You seem like 
an old friend, somehow. 

Mm. (laughing). I am Hope's old friend, Miriam Orr; 
and since it is " all in the family " now, perhaps you will 
let me in. 

Mbs. S. (pleased). My dear, I'll be delighted. Where is 
Daisy? (ENTER Daisy and Hope hack) We're all wait- 
ing for you, Daisy. 

Hope (quickly). That was my fault. I was talking to 
her. 

Burt, (crossing to her). A most unexpected pleasure, Miss 
Daisy. 

Daisy (flippantly). "It is the unexpected which hap- 
pens." For instance I " expected " to be at the matinee. 

Burt, (suavely). I hope nothing serious prevented. 

Daisy (dryly). Quite the reverse. I assure you I do not 
give " it " a moment's consideration. 

Burt, (bending over her). Am I so light in your estima- 
tion? 

Mrs. S. Jabez, will you take Miss Orr into luncheon? 

Jabez (offering his arm). With pleasure. How does it 
happen. Miss Orr, that we haven't had the pleasure of seeing 
you before? (Going out with her.) 

Burt, (offering his arm). Miss Daisy? 

Daisy. Oh! not at all. It is your privilege to take the 
bride. (Burton hows, offers his arm to Hope, and EXITS 
with her.) 

Daisy (offering her arm with mock ceremony to her mother, 
then giving her a little hug) I slipped out of that, didn't I? 
Not the first time I've blessed Hope. 

Mrs. S. Your father didn't like it, Daisy. (Apprehen- 
sively.) 

Daisy. Oh, don't bother your head over that! He never 
likes anything I do. What does it matter ? 

[EXIT both. Stage empty. 

BiNKS (outside). I'm not sure she's at 'ome, sir. I'll see, 
sir. (Opens portieres.) 

ENTER Jack. 

Jack (puts hat on side-tahle and comes forward). Suppose 
I can't run across the old gentleman this time of day. 



ao The Upsetting of Jabesj Strong. 

ENTER Daisy hack. 

Daisy (crossing quickly to him). Oh, Jack, you must go 
this miuute. 

Jack (putting his arm about her and laughing). 'Pen 
ray word, Daisy, I haven't had such a hospitable welcome 
since I was a kid. Used to get that sort then. 

Daisy (putting her hand over his mouth). Sh! Father's 
in the dining-room. 

Jack (giving a long, low whistle). So, that's why you 
didn't come. 

Daisy (nodding). Hm — hm 

Jack. Been feasting long? 

Daisy. No, just begun. 

Jack (pulling her down on couch beside him,). Good, 
then let's be comfortable. 

Daisy (jumping up). Jack, I can't. He may come in any 
moment. And Mr. Burton is there, and I must go back. 

Jack. Confound him. What does he want? 

Daisy (demurely). Me. 

Jack (putting his arm around her again). So do I. Let's 
see him get you. (Daisy laughs) I never did like John 
Burton. 

Daisy (nestling against him). Nor I. That's our one 
point of sympathy. Jack, (Withdrawing from him) this 
will never do. 

Jack (putting his hands in his pockets, and frowning 
heavily). He was in the class of '99. I know lots of fellows 
who knew him, and I say, Daisy, not one has a good word 
for him. He was keen at cards, and he always cleaned out 
the other fellows. I hear he's been speculating pretty 
heavily lately, but he'll come out right side up; he always 
does. 

Daisy. Jack, do you suppose? (Pause.) 

Jack. Next ! 

Daisy. Father has money, you know 

Jack. I've had that idea presented to me. I understand 
he objects to "Naval Pensioners." I might go into trade, 
but I don't want to. There's a hunger for the sea in the 
Drake blood, Daisy. 

Daisy. I wasn't thinking dbout you 

Jack. Thanks! Seems I flattered myself. 

Daisy. I was thinking of Mr. Burton 

Jack (with burlesque tragedy). My hated R-r-r-ival! 



The Upsetting of Jabez Strongf. 2X 

Daisy {laughing). Ttu-k, behave! Do you suppose lie 
could have " designs " on father 'i 

Jack. It is enough for me that he has designs on you. 

Daisy. Now, Jack, be serious. It is a fact, for Hope told 
me so, that he is getting father into some speculation now. 
Now, do you think. 

Jack {seriously) . I think John Burton wovild not hesitate 
to make use of anyone, but I also think he's too level-headed 
to play a losing game. All business men take risks, and this 
is probably one where he will pull off a hundred thousand or 
so; and, if he has the management of it — your father half 
as much. 

ENTER Hope hurriedly. 

Hope. Daisy! {Sees Jack, and stops suddenly) Oh 

Jack {coming forward and shaking hands). That's 
eloquent, Mrs. Strong. 

Hope {smiling, hut lool-ing worried). You must come 
back, Daisy. Your father is getting very uneasy, and I 
offered to come and suggest that you invite your friend out to 
lunch. 

Jack {with a low how). Her friend accepts with alacrity. 

Hope {apprehensively). I don't know how long Miriam 
can keep him quiet. Do go, Mr. Drake! 

Jack. You're as pressingly hospitable as Daisy. {Laughs) 
I'll go; but not to stay. That Bvirton chap is not going to 
have all the innings. {Picking up liis hat.) 

Dmsy {with a little push). Do go. Jack. 

Jack {going). There was a young damsel named Daisy, 
Whose financial ideas were that hazy 

Daisy {laughing). Oh go! {As Jack starts through the 
portieres on one side, Jabkz ENTERS through the other. 
Both start haclc.) 

Jack {stopping uiith a very deep hovj). I was just about 
to accept your very cordial invitation to lunch, Mr. Strong. 

Jabez {furiously angry). My invitation, sir — my invita- 
tion 

Jack {with urbane courtesy). Should have been honored 
at once, sir; as I am honored by it. If you will have the 
kindness to precede me? — Mrs. Strong, may I offer you 
my arm? (Hope tal-es if.) 

Jabez. Sir — sir 

Jack {waiting with Hope on his arm). After you, sir. 
(Jabez turns to go out, Jack and Hope following.) 

CUKTAIN. 



m The Upsetting of Jahez Sttong, 

Scene 2. — Same as Scene 1. Same day, evening. Boom 
lighted. Mrs. Strong DISCOVEEED in roching chair, 
knitting, Jabez walking about in a rage.) 

Jabez (furiously). It is outrageous. A man was never 
so browbeaten in his own house before. Such flagrant dis- 
obedience. Nice way you've brought up your daughter, Mrs. 
Strong. 

Mrs. S. (roching). One — two — three — four — five 

Jabez. Mother! (Mrs. Strong jumps) Why don't you 
answer me? 

Mrs. S. (aggrieved). There. You've made me drop my 
stitch. I didn't know you asked me anything, Jabez. 

Jabez. Why did you let your daughter go with that good- 
for-nothing ? 

Mrs. S. Mr. Burton? 

Jabez (violently). No! Will you stop that everlasting 
rocking ? 

Mrs. S. But she went with Mr. Burton. (Complainingly) 
I think you are a little unreasonable, Jabez. 

Jabez. Yes — and who else went? 

Mrs. S. Why Mr. Drake took Hope, and he asJced Mr. 
Burton to take Daisy. I'm sure, I don't see how you can 
find fault with that. 

Jabez (dryly). Burton's capable of doing his own asking. 
I tell you I won't have it, mother. 

Mrs. S. (puzzled). Mr. Burton's asking, do you mean? 
(Aggrieved) I don't understand you, Jabez; I thought 
that was just what you wanted. 

Jabez (savagely). I wish I had gone with them! 

Mrs. S. I was wishing you would. We could have taken 
a box, just a nice family party. 

Jabez. Thank you, I don't count young Drake in my 
family. 

ENTER Miriam. 

Mir. (at entrance). Shall I disturb you if I come in? 

Jabez (gruffly). Oh! not at all, not at all. (Continues his 
walk.) 

Mrs. S. Delighted to have you, my dear. (Bustles up to 
place chair.) 

Mir. (taking chair). Oh, don't trouble, Mrs. Strong. I 
had finished my letters, and wanted to come and tell my 
hosts how much I am indebted for their hospitality. 



The tJpsetting of Jahez Strong. ^^ 

Mrs. S. (fluttered). Oh, that's nothing, really, Miss Orr; 
this is such a big house, I don't mind who comes. 

Jabez (emphatically). I do. 

Mir. (smiling at him). Then I rate more highly your 
welcome of me. It gives me the opportunity to see Hope 
in her own home. I don't know whether yoii know it, Mr. 
Strong, but Hope is to me, like my own child. 

Jabez (gruffly). Hope she'll repay you better than mine 
does me. (Still walking, hut less excitedly.) 

Mir. (laughing). Really, I never thought of payment. 
But I think I could hardly have felt less responsibility than 
you. When she first knew Dana, I made as close inquiry as 
you would in like case. (Laughs again) I even went to his 
old college professors, and saw some of his classmates. 

Jabez (stopping, with a sudden keen look at her). Don't 
know as I should have gone as far as that, myself. 

Mir. You couldn't get better testimony. It is like a sea- 
trip. A man shows himself for what he is there. 

Jabez. Well, Dana stood well in his classes. (Sits near 
her.) 

Mir. (earnestly). More than that, his record was clean 
and straight, all through. You have a son to be proud of, 
Mr. Strong. 

Mrs. S. I always said Dana would come out all right. 

Jabez (mollified). Very kind of you to say so. He and I 
had one disagreement about business. I wanted him to go 
into the office with me; but he preferred electrical engineer- 
ing. He would have made more, to do as I said. 

Mir. But he makes a fair income? 

Jabez. O, so — so. He might do much better. 

Mir. But if he and Hope are satisfied? 

Jabez. That's just what I can't understand. How a man 
can be content with hundreds, when he might have thou- 
sands. (Warming, and leaning forward) There's a sense 
of power. Miss Orr, in controlling large issues; and the way 
things are run in this country, about the only chance for 
that, outside politics, is in handling big corporations. 

Mir. (quietly). What would the corporations be without 
electricity ? 

Jabez (emphatically). By George. Never looked at it 
that way before! (Leans toward her) You are a very 
unusual woman. Miss Orr! 

Mir. (laughing). Your acquaintance must be limited. 

Jabez (leaning hack in his chair). May be — may be — I am 



24 l^he Upsetting of Jabea; Strong. 

a busy man. My acquaintance is mostly with stenographers 
and typewriters. 

Mir. You have a charming daughter. 

Jabez {frowning) . A most obstreperous one. 

Mrs. S. {remonstrating). Now, Jabez. 

Mir. And Mrs. Strong is full of the milk of human 
kindness. 

Mrs. S. {fluttered). That's so sweet of you, Miss Orr. 

Jabez {still frovming). Too full. If she had a little more 
discrimination. 

Mir. I cannot help being glad she didn't discriminate 
against me. You have both been most kind. 

Jabez {softening). Miss Orr, I still hold to my opinion. 
There's something about you, I don't know what it is, but if 
you would take hold of Daisy. 

Mir. What is the trouble ? She seems to me very lovable. 

Jabez {dryly). She is too lovable. That's the trouble. 

Mir. Oh 

Jabez. And she encourages a young man to whom I have 
the strongest objections. In fact {Violently) I won't have 
him! {Rises and crosses to chimney, where he stands 
with his hands behind his hacJc.) 

Mrs. S. {timidly). I don't believe Miss Orr is interested 
in these things, Jabez. 

Mir. {laughing). You know no one is so interested in 
other affairs, as one who has none of her own. If you 
wouldn't mind stating your objections, Mr. Strong? 

Jabez. Why — he's one of the Harvard athletes. 

Mir. Pretty bad; but not criminal. What else? 

Jabez {violently). The Drakes have been government 
pensioners for generations. And I am not in favor of an 
enlarged naval appropriation. I have some respect for a 
man who honestly earns his money. 

Mir. {rising and crossing to heside Jabez). I remember 
reading when a child of one Francis Drake. {Smiling 
whimsically) He had something to do with the Spanish 
Armada. 

Jabez. Well ? If he hadn't done it, another would. 

Mir. {quietly). Doubtless. England has never been lack- 
ing in men. I believe that Drake rescued Ealeigh's ill- 
fated colony, too. 

Jabez {plunging his hands in his pochets). Adventurers 
all of them. 



The Upsetting of Jabez Strong. 25 

Mm. (laughing). This would have still been the Unknown 
Land, without that sort. What else? 

Jabez (walking to and fro). He's an insolent beggar. 

Mir. (sitting on piano stool). He concealed it well at 
luncheon. I should have said, a gentlemanly (Light pause) 
beggar. 

Mrs. S. Now, Jabez, you know his father's sister lives on 
Commonwealth Avenue. 

Mir. a family quarrel? 

Jabez (grudgingly). I admit the term was comparative. 

Mir. Is his character hopelessly bad? 

Jabez (stopping before her). I don't know, and don't 
care. I thought we were talking about Daisy. Now, I want 
her to marry John Burton; and she's as self-willed and 
obstinate as — as — (Strikes his hand with his fist) There 
— it's no use talking. Anyone can see Burton is a rising 
man. He is yomag; but he's already well known on Change. 
Why, (With enthusiasm) Miss Orr, he can handle a big 
scheme as coolly as the oldest man there. 

Mir. (smiling sympathetically). Naturally, you would 
like a son-in-law of congenial tastes. 

Jabez. And a man to whom I can trust my money. Now, 
Burton, is bound to be a rich man; and rich men have some 
respect for money. 

Mir. (quietly). I've noticed that. 

Jabez. And Daisy hasn't a particle. 

Mir. (laughing). Not even the king conld make her a 
rich man, you know. That's unblushing theft from 
Thackeray. 

Jabez (walking again, with his hands in his pockets). 
'Pon my word. Miss Orr, you are tremendously upsetting. 

Mir. (crossing to Mrs. Strong). What are you making 
so pretty, Mrs. Strong ? You look so cozy with your knitting. 

Mrs. S. (pleased). I think it's pretty. It's an afghan for 
a box they are sending out to the Philippines. They asked 
the ladies of the church for contributions, and I like to 
knit, so I began this. I don't know whether it will be done 
in time for this box, but it can go in the next. 

Mir. (controlling her amusement). You are putting a 
great deal of time in it. 

Mrs. S. Oh. I don't mind. You are always having to give 
for some charity it might as well be this as anything else. 
(Knitting and rocking comfortably. Jabez stops in his walk. 



Ii6 The Upsetting of Jabez Strottg. 

and makes a few steps toward Miriam as if to say something 
more, stands a moment, then walks again.) 

Mir. (examining afghan). I was taught to knit as a little 
girl, but I am afraid I am not persevering enough. 

Mrs. S. {seriously). If ever you have trouble, my dear, 
you'll come back to it. You have no idea hovp you can knit 
your worries into an afghan, and then you send off the 
afghan and that's the last of them. 

ENTER Dana, hack, with suit-case and umhrella, taking off 
hat as he comes in. 

Mir. (laughing). I will remember, if I- 



Dana (coming doivn). Hullo! Hope upstairs? Thought 
she might be here. (Dropping suit-case, etc.) Why, Miss 
Orr, this is a pleasant surprise. (Shakes hands warmly) 
How do, mother? (Kisses her) All right, father? 

Jabez. All right, all right, Dana. How'd you get off? 
Didn't look for you till to-morrow. 

Dana. Inspector came down. Told me he'd finish up 
there and I might come home to-day and get ready for new 
orders. Something big on hand, I fancy. But I'll go up- 
stairs and find Hope, if you'll excuse me. See you later, 
Miss Orr. (Picks up suit-case, etc.) 

Mrs. S. Don't go, Dana; I haven't had a chance to look 
at you. Besides Hope's not there. 

Dana. Not there. (Drops suit-case again.) 

Mrs. S. She went to the theater with Mr. Drake. 

Dana. Well, I like that. Has Jack transferred his affec- 
tions to ray wife? 

Jabez (dryly). Not at all; there was no transfer. She 
acted as decoy, that's all. 

Dana (sternly). Look here, father; it is my wife you are 
speaking of. Where is Daisy ? 

Mrs. S. She's gone to the theater, too. 

Mir. (quickly). With Mr. Burton. They made a party of 
four. 

Dana (relieved). Oh, (Laughs) That's all right. 

Jabez (surlily). That's not "all right." 

[EXIT Jabez lach 

Dana (sitting down and laughing heartily). How did it 
happen, mother? Daisy never would have gone with Burton 
without special provocation. 

Mrs. S. (timidly). Why, Mr. Drake was here at lunch- 
eon 



The trpsetting of Jabez Sttoiig. if 

Dana. Jack, here — at luncheon — Good heavens! What 
next ? 

Mrs. S. And he invited Hope to go and see the " Music 
Master " with him ; and then he said : — " Mr. Burton, why 
don't you invite Miss Strong, and come too?" 

Dana (laughing). And he did. 

Mrs. S. Why, yes; and Daisy accepted at once. 

Dana (laughing uncontrollably). Accepted. 'Course she 
did. What did the old gentleman say? 

Mrs. S. Why — he couldn't say Hope shouldn't go with 
Mr. Drake ; and he wouldn't say Daisy shouldn't go with Mr, 
Burton, and so they went. 

Dana (laughing). That's rich. And then, poor little 
mother, you had to pay for it. Excuse me, Miss Orr, this is 
really very bad manners. But if you knew what a good fel- 
low Jack is, and what a time he has of it to get even a 
glimpse of Daisy, and how funny the whole performance is. 
(Laughs afresh.) 

Mir. (laiighing) . I own to sympathy with the runaways. 
But I'm afraid they gave your mother " un mauvais quart 
d'heure." 

Mrs. S. Oh, I don't mind. He always does it, you know. 

[EXIT Mrs. Strong. 

Dana. Couldn't you smooth him down, Miss Orr? You 
have a genius that way. 

Mir. (smiling). He says I am "tremendously upsetting". 

Dana. That's queer. One time I should have been " tre- 
mendously upset " but for you. Remember the one quarrel 
Hope and I had? 

Mir. Don't place too much to my account. Hope hath a 
way. 

Dana. But you helped. (Coming over and offering his 
hand) I can never tell you all it meant. 

Mir. (holding his hand, and laying her other hand over it). 
Be good to my child, Dana. 

Dana (bending over her hand, then holding it). Mother 
Miriam, do you think you could take in a son? 

Mir. (laughing softly). I have taken him in. And, Dana, 
keep that name, I like it. ('Phone rings outside, Dana goes 
to answer it. Miriam sits n moment leaning hach in her 
chair, smiling, then EXITS bach.) 

Dana (outside). Hullo, Mr. Strong? Yes, he's here, hold 
the 'phone while I call him. Father. (EE-ENTERS, pichs 
up suit-case, and starts to go upstairs, but stops as he hears 



28 The Upsetting of Jabesj Strong. 

his father at the 'phone, drops his suit-case again, and listens 
with interest.) 

Jabez (outside). Coming. Hullo, Yes, this is Mr. Strong. 
Long distance from New York, all right. Hullo. Who 
wants me? Clayton, is it? What's up? What's that. North- 
ern Intra-Montane Extension dropped clean out of sight? 
Burton, yes, knew he was, but he'll recoup. Hard luck for 
him when he knows it. Knew it this morning? Sure? You 
told him. Oh ! Say you told him if he didn't have $50,000 
before to-morrow noon, he'd lose it all ? Confound you ! 
Why didn't you tell me sooner ? Tried the office but couldn't 
get me? You did, Hm! And I was here, handing $50,000 
to that damned swindler. Yes, gone. Clean gone. Gave 
him check at noon. No — can't stop payment. Cashed it 
before three. What's the matter with that blamed New York 
office? They are paid to keep people up to these things. 
Well, it's gone. But if ever I can get a rise out of him, he 
better look out. (ENTEKS angrily) Hear anything in 
New York, Dana, abovit Northern Intra-Montane Extension? 

Dana. Heard it was pretty shaky, and interested parties 
were trying to keep it o.uiet. Meant to tell you. Sorry you 
got bit, sir! 

Jabez (angrily). Got bit! Tumbled into a trap, like a 
blamed fool that never saw 'Change. Got bit. 

Dana. Can't you get after him ? He knew. 

Jarez. Knew — How could I prove he knew? Confound 
him. Thought he had the inside track. And every figure 
was a lie. But the thing that makes me maddest, Dana, is 
to think how easily he took me in. Me! 

Bell rings — followed hy voices, as he is spealcing. Dana 
goes out quicUy, and RE-ENTEKS, with Hope and 
Daisy, all laughing and talking together. 

QUICK CURTAIN. 



The Upsetting of Jabez Strong. 29 

ACT III. 

The next day. 

Scene the same. — Daisy at the piano, playing a lively two- 
step, and Hope in easy-chair with book. 

Daisy (suddenly stopping in the middle of bar and whirl- 
ing round). He hasn't said a word, Hope, not a word. What 
do you think is going to happen ? 

Hope. Don't know, my dear. All I do know is that Dana 
rushed off the first thing after breakfast to find your Jack. 
Said it was most important; and if a business call came, I 
was to take the number, and say he would call up later. 

Daisy. I've been so puzzled all the morning because he 
didn't storm, that I'm almost frightened. 

ENTER Dana hastily. 

Dana. Daisy, here. I want you to write a note, quickly 
as you can. There's a messenger waiting downstairs. 
(Opens desk and arranges writing materials.) 

Daisy. Since -when couldn't you write? What is it, and 
to whom? (Crosses to desk.) 

Dana. I'll dictate—" My Dear Mr. Burton " 

Daisy. I won't! 

Dana. You will, and quickly. I'll tell you why later. 
(Daisy writes) " I feel that last night requires an explana- 
tion. Can you come at once?" Now sign it. 

D.\isY. But, Dana 

Dana. Quick. Now address the envelope " John Burton." 

Daisy. Minus " Mister " ? 

Dk^x (ignoring her question). " The Kensington ". Good. 
(Puts on stamp and leaves the room quickly.) 

Daisy. Now, what do you suppose. If it had been anyone 
but Dana, I wouldn't have done it. 

BiXKS (outside). Yes, sir. I'll see, sir. 

Daisy (groaning) . Oh, he can't have come already. 

BiNKS (entering and presenting card on salver). Are you 
at 'ome, Miss? 

Daisy (looks at card, gives a little gasp, then recalls her- 
self). Yes, Binks. Bring him in here. Hope, it's Jack. 

Hope. Jack ? 



30 The Upsetting of Jabez Strong. 

Jack {at entrance). Anyone call me? 

Daisy. Oh, Jack! What did you come for? 

Jack {standing between portieres). A very pressing in- 
vitation to lunch from your esteemed parent of the sterner 
sex. 

Daisy. Jack! What do you mean? 

Jack. Fact, I do assure you. May I come in if I show 
my credentials? (Takes note from pocket and waves it.) 

Daisy (crossing to him). Not really? 

Jack (putting his arm about her). Excuse me, Mrs. 
Strong, I need support. This is a trying ordeal. 

Hope (laughing). Don't mind me. I'll retire, if it will 
make you any happier. 

Daisy (emphatically). Don't. I need the support of your 
presence. Now, Jack, if you will have the goodness to 
read 

Jack (holding the note at arm's length, and reading). 
" Mr. Jabez Strong " — note the third person, if you please — 
" requests the pleasure " — note " pleasure " — " of Mr. John 
Drake's " — know Mr. John Drake, Daisy ? 

Daisy (laughing). Never heard of him. 

Jack (with dignity). That's me. "Mr. John Drake's 
company, at luncheon to-day, at 1,30 P. M. The Firs, Brook- 
line, Thursday, November 7th." There you have it all. 
(Folds and pockets it with a flourish) I received it within 
the hour. I stayed not on the order of my coming; but I 
came; and if this is a forgery, and the result is a hurricane, 
I'll abduct you and make you " Mrs. John Drake " before 
there is time for a second one to burst. To which declara- 
tion, Mrs. Dana Strong is a witness. 

Hope (laughing). More than that; I promise to witness 
the act. 

Jack (bowing profoundly, with his hand on his heart). 
Mrs. Strong, I am your slave for life. Now, Daisy, may I 
sit down? 

Daisy (dubiously). I suppose you might. (They sit) 
What do you suppose he wants? 

Jack. Not the faintest idea. He may offer to buy a yacht 
for me ; and send us round the world on a wedding trip. 

Daisy. Jack ! 

Jack. Or he may bring a private detective, to arrest me 
in revenge for last night. I really have nothing more plausi- 
ble to suggest. But whatever happens we had last night. 
Wonder how Burton liked it? 



the Upsetting of Jabez Strong. 31 

Hope (laughing) . He ansv/ered direct questions — at ran- 
dom, — and kept a lowering eye on you while he did it. 

Jack (laughing heartily). It was rough on him; but he'd 
no business poaching on my preserves ! 

Hope. He might say the same of you. " All's fair in love 
and war." 

Daisy (springing up). I wonder if this is war? Jack — 
do you suppose 

Jack. Well? 

Daisy. Do you suppose Mr. Burton could have written 
that note? 

Jack. Blest if I know. If he did, I'll have it out with 
him. He'll find a " Stroke Oar " no fool of a job to tackle. 
Besides 

Daisy. Is it father's hand? Let me see it. 

Jack. Dictated; and sent by messenger. 

Daisy (jumping nervously). Oh, I wish I knew. Jack, I 
have just sent — no — Dana has just sent, a note from me to 
John Burton, asking him to come here at once. (Sits in an 
attitude of despair) Why — I don't know, Dana does! 

ENTER Dana hurriedly, hack. 

Dana (crossing to Jack), If this isn't a streak of luck. 
Been chasing you all over town. I heard you had some 
special information I was in need of. (Lowering his voice) 
I say, old man, what do you know about John Bvirton and 
Sid Harwell? 

Jack (getting up and thrusting his hands in his pockets). 
I know all about it. And that's one thing made me mad to 
see him here. Why? 

Dana. Good. They said you did if any one. 

Daisy (crossing to them). Dana, what did I write that 
note for? 

Dana (turning to her). Don't bother, Daisy. I haven't 
time for explanations now. I wanted John Burton here — 
that's all — and I knew he'd come if you asked him. 

Daisy. I don't want him! 

Dana (laughing). I didn't ask you to entertain him. Jack 
and I can give him all the entertainment he needs. And if 
you don't mind, you and Hope might leave the field to us. 

Daisy (running to Jack, and catching his arm). Jack, 
you're not going to fight? 

Jack (laughing). Don't bother your dear little head about 
that. We don't fight curs. We whip them. 



32 the Upsetting of Jabez Strong. 

Dana. Which is exactly what we propose for John B. 

Daisy (groaning). Oh — it will be in all the papers. 

Jack. Not much. Burton will see to that. 

Dana. I'll tell you two girls everything you want to know 
in an hour or two. Now, Jack and I want to tallc. 

rioi'E {laughing). " Run away little girls, we want to 
talk." Come, Daisy, this is the second time we've been 
invited to leave. {Going out and looking hack merrily') 
We bear no malice. Bye-bye, Poo-Bah! [EXIT both hack. 

Dana. I would like to know what sent you here. Couldn't 
have planned it better if you had known. And in view of the 
circumstances. How did it happen? 

Jack {sitting center opposite Dana). An invitation to 
lunch. And I don't quite know what to make of it, Strong. 
{Shovjs it). Of course I came. 

Dana (reading and frowning. Whistles). Queer. 

Jack. 'Spose it's genuine? 

Dana. Can't say. Governor wasn't much in this humor 
last night. {Returns note) However, nothing could be bet- 
ter just now. I want to get a clutch of some sort on that 
rascal. Burton 

Jac;k {shaking hands vigorously). Good. I'm with you. 
What's up ? 

Dana. Thanks. I knew he had some shady spots, and I 
find the shadiest was Sid Harwell. Now? 

Jack. Case of malfeasance, possibly forgery. 

Dana. Whew! That ought to serve my turn. Tell me 
about it. 

Jack. Well, you know there was that set in Class '99, 
always played for money on the quiet, you know, and Har- 
well was plunger from the word go. Rich dad, and no sense. 
Burton was his Fidus Achates, went everywhere with him, 
and when Sid drank himself roaring drunk, or stupid. Bur- 
ton was always on hand to tote him home. 

Dana. Beautiful self-sacrifice. 

Jack. Yes. One night they had a game, and Sid drank 
as usual, and lost as usual, pledged every blessed thing he 
had about him, even to his watch and studs, then gave Bur- 
ton his I. O. IT. for the rest of his winnings. Result, Har- 
well Senior withdrew Sid from college; and Burton cashed 
a check that ran up to five numbers. 

Dana (rvlnstUng). Whew ! Any sequelae? 

Jack. There was a lot of talk. Harwell Sr. said he 
wouldn't prosecute. Didn't want Sid mixed up in it. No- 



The Upsetting of Jabess Strong. 33 

body really knew anything, then. And I don't now. Now, 
what's all this for? 

Dana. Well, the rascal mulcted my dad yesterday of 
$50,000 on a scheme he knew was rotten. And I rather want 
to get even with him. I'd like to make him refund, but 
'spose that's hopeless. I had a plan to corner him, I thought 
might work if I couldn't get at you, so I used Daisy as a 
decoy. Rather rough on Daisy but I didn't see any better 
way. 

Jack. Think he'll come, after the little transaction of 
yesterday ? 

Dana. The slump's not published yet. He may think he 
can still pose as co-investor. I'll tackle him; and see what 
I can do, and hold you in reserve. (Teleplwne rings outside) 
Come into the den, and have a smoke. He ought to be here 
soon. [EXIT both down r. 

BiNKS (answering telephone outside). Hullo — Mr. Strong, 
sir — Yes, sir. Yes, sir — I'll tell 'er, sir — Yes, sir — All right, 
sir. (Opens portieres as Mrs. Strong ENTERS up L.) 

Mrs. S. Was that for me, Binks? 

BiNKS. Yes, Ma'am. It was Mr. Strong. Ma'am; an' 'e 
says as 'ow 'e'll be 'ome for lunch. Ma'am, at one-thirty. 

Mrs. S. Home for lunch again to-day! 

Binks. Yes, Ma'am, an' 'e said as 'ow 'e expected a gentle- 
man, Ma'am. 

Mrs. S. Was that all? 

Binks. Yes, Ma'am. (Stands waiting, and coughs dis- 
creetly.) 

Mrs. S. Anything you want, Binks? 

Binks. If you please. Ma'am, one of the gentlemen that 
was 'ere yesterday is 'ere now. 

Mrs. S. (looking round hervildered). Here now! 

Binks. Yes, Ma'am — leastways 'e was; an' 'is 'at's not 
gone. Ma'am. (Picls up Jack's hat.) 

Mrs. S. Oh, well, you may go, Binks. ("EXIT Binks. 
Mrs. S. picJcs up hat and looks at hat-hand) What possessed 
him to come again to-day? And Jabez coming home again 
with a gentleman. I must certainly get him out of the 
house before Jabez comes. They do worry me so! 

[EXIT L. as Miriam ENTERS hack. 

Mir. (entering). Hope, my dear — (Sees empty room) 
Oh, she must be upstairs. (Turns to go out, and m.eets 
Jabez coming in.) 



34 The Upsetting of Jahez Strong. 

Jabez. This is luck, Miss Orr. I had just sent Binks up 
to see if I might see yoiu 

Mir. (turning hack). I am entirely at your disposal, Mr. 
Strong. 

Jabez (placing chairs). I came home early, because — well, 
because I wanted a little talk with you before lunch. (Lean- 
ing across the table toward Miriam) Miss Orr, I never met 
another woman like you. 

Mir. (smiling). I suppose we are all more or less indi- 
vidual. 

Jabez. Most of them less. You are more. You are most 
extraordinary. (Pauses.) 

Mir. (laughs). You can hardly be waiting for me to con- 
firm that statement? 

Jabez. I have been trying an experiment, and I want to 
tell you what I have been doing, or rather, what you have 
been doing. 

Mir. (amazed). I thought I knew that. 

Jabez. Well — perhaps — but I doubt it. However, the re- 
sult is that I have invited young Drake to luncheon. 

Mir. You have invited young Drake to luncheon? How 
did it happen ? 

Jabez. Well, your idea of college records struck in, I re- 
membered how it was when I was at college, and I knew you 
had the thing straight. Then another thing happened, " but 
that's another story." 

Mir. Well? 

Jabez. I went over to Harvard and I got his record. 

Mir. ' (smiling) . And what then ? 

Jabez (rather lamely). And then — as I told you — I in- 
vited him to luncheon. 

Mir. (laughing) . Anything more? 

Jabez (grufflii). Anything more. Good heavens, Miss 
Orr, what more do you want? What do yoi: expect of a man? 
If they can't work it out from that? 

MiR. They don't deserve it. T wish all success to your 
new investment, Mr. Strong. And I think it will pay. 

Jabez. Maybe — maybe— but I doubt it. However, he's 
coming to luncheon 

ENTER Mrs. Strong l. 

Mrs. S. Oh, I didn't expect you so soon, Jabez. Did your 
friend come with you? 



The Upsetting of Jabez Strong. 35 

Jabez. No — no — he'll come later, that is, I suppose he 
will. 

Mir. (going). I will see you again at luncheon, Mr. 
Strong; and I shall be more than pleased to see your guest. 

Jabez. (going after her). One moment'. You'll say noth- 
ing to Daisy? 

Mir. Oh, no ; certainly not. [EXIT Miriam hack. 

Mrs. S. Who is it, Jabez? 

Jabez (somewhat surlily). A new acquaintance. Just met 
him. (Sits and takes up paper) By the way, I may take 
him into the family. 

Mrs. S. (shocked). Into the family? A stranger? Jabez, 
you don't mean to say you'd take a stranger right into tne 
family ! 

Jabez (indifferently, looking over his paper). I think you 
can get along with him. 

Mrs. S. Oh, I don't mind. But it does seem queer — and 
not like you, Jabez. (8he has been going about the room 
with a very apparent effort at aimlessness, and now takes up 
Jack's hat and drops it behind a sofa cushion. Jabez sees, 
hut pretends not to, and grins over his paper.) 

Jabez (sotto voce). Bait took! (Throws down paper and 
turns to go out) I'll be in the library when he comes. 

[EXIT Jabez r. 

Mrs. S. (picking up hat again, and holding it in inde- 
cision). What shall I do? How shall I get Jack out? 

Daisy (naming in back). Mompsy, do you know whether 
father is coming home for lunch? 

Mrs. S. My dear, he has come and he expects a stranger. 
Daisy, is Jack here again? 

Daisy. He just is. 

Mrs. S. Oh dear! Oh dear! You do worry me so. Why 
need he come again to-day. I don't know what your father'll 
say. 

Daisy. He didn't say a word this morning. 

Mrs. S. He said a good many last night. I don't know 
how long he'd have gone on if Miss Orr hadn't come in. I 
was thinking when I woke up in the night, it might be a 
good thing for her to come here and live for good. (Starts 
L., talking as she goes, then stops.) 

Daisy (taking hat). I suppose Jack had better put this 
on. (Laughs) He had thought of taking lunch here. 

Mrs. S. (aggrieved). I don't see how you can laugh, 
Daisy. Your father coming home with a stranger, and find- 



36 The Upsettmg of Jahtz Strong. 

ing Jack here again. You must get Jack out of the house, 
right now. 

Daisy (thoughtfully). Must be a business acquaintance, 
he wouldn't invite Jack to meet him. 

Mrs. S. Invite Jack, Daisy, are you crazy? Oh, you do 
worry me so! [EXIT l. 

Daisy (carrying hat). Where are those boys? In the den, 
I suppose. (Crosses to entrance R. and draws portiere) 
Paradise ! Smoke so thick I can't see through it. Jack, did 
you hear? Well? 

BiNKS (at door). A gentleman to see you, Miss. (Daisy 
crosses and takes card.) 

Daisy. Wait a moment, Binks. (Crosses again) Dana, 
here is the answer to your invitation. 

ENTEE Dana. 

Dana. Good. Thought he'd accept. (TaJces card) Ask 
the gentleman to come up, Binks. (Daisy runs into den, 
and closes portieres. ENTER Burton. Comes . in with 
great suavity, stops and tool's surprised on seeing Dana. 
Dana bowing formally) Mr. Burton, I presume. Per- 
mit me to introduce myself. I am Dana Strong. 

Burt, (offering his hand). How are you, Mr. Strong? 
I had the honor of a note from your sister, requesting me to 
call this morning. Very charming girl, your sister. 

Dana (placing chairs so that he apparently does not see 
Burton's offered hand). Daisy is not quite ready to come 
down. Sit down. I'd like to get a little information while 
you are waiting for her, about that Ultra-Montane, you and 
father made a deal on yesterday. (Burton looks at him sus- 
piciously) I had a little myself, I thought I'd like to put in 
where it would grow. Pretty good thing, isn't it? 

Burt, (who has recovered confidence). Oh "good" 's 
mild. It's a chance in a thousand. And I could get you in 
on the ground floor. Green Copper, in its best days was 
nothing to this. Any little investment you'd like to make, I 
could place for you. And I'd be glad to do it,, my dear fellow 
— glad to do it. You see I have the inside track with the 
promoters. 

Dana (thoughtfully). About how much, now, would you 
advise putting in? I have about $15,000 in a safe concern, 
paying 4 per cent, now if I withdraw this, and put it in 
Ultra-Montane, what would be the profit? 

Burt, (carelessly). Well, $15,000 is a small amount. 



the Upsetting of Jahez Strong. 37 

At 4 per cent it gives you a paltry $600 per annum, at 10, 20, 
or even say 25, you get $3,750. $3,150 over your $600. 

Dana {apparently much interested). You mean to say it 
can earn 25 per cent^ 

Burt. Sure. Why, let me show you. (Takes papers 
from his pocket) Here 

Dana (tentatively). Sure it's safe? I heard rumors in 
New York yesterday that it was shaky. 

Burt, (scornfully). Shaky. My dear sir, the Bank of 
England's shaky, if this is. 

Dana (slowly). All the same, Mr. Burton, it was pro- 
tested on Change, yesterday. And you. l-new it. 

Burt, (starting, then recovering himself). Who says so? 

Dana (briefly). Clayton, of New York. 

Burt. He lies! 

Dana. That you knew it yesterday morning 

Burt, (furiously). He lies! 

Dana (quietly). All the same, I think it would be wiser 
for you to refund that donation of $50,000. 

Burt, (rising and leaning toward him across the table). 
If you think to trap me by any such stuff as this 

Dana (quietly). You refuse, then? 

Burt, (recovering himself somewhat and speaking aggres- 
sively). Any investment is liable to depletion. I can't be 
held responsible for the fluctuations of the market. 

Dana. You knew the market was dead broke. 

Burt, (defiantly). Prove it. 

Jack (entering). There's another little transaction I'd 
like to recall to you, John Burton. 

Burt, (sneering) . Oh, you're here. This is a put-up job. 

Jack (ignoring his tone). There was a member of Class 
'99 who would have been expelled but for " Noli Pros ". 
And the charge would have been — forgery. 

Burt, (coolly). How long did it take you two to con- 
trive this? Last night seems to have been a spur to your 
inventive faculties. 

Jack (easily). Yes — last night was such a bracer, I 
wanted a chaser, to-day. (Changing his tone) I would sug- 
gest that here are all conveniences for drawing a check, or 
making over any little incumbrance you may have in the 
way of marketable stocks 

Dana (placing pen and paper before him). If the value 
is anything over $50,000 the surplus will be returned after 
value is assigned. 



38 The Upsetting of Jabez Strong. 

Burt, (rising — sitting down — tal-ing the pen, then 
throwing it down). You can't prove any of this stuff. 

Jack (quietly). Error on the part of defendant. I took 
Sid Harwell's room; and in the ashes of his fire-place, I 
found half a dozen half-buried checks, with signatures writ- 
ten over and over — " practice makes perfect ", you know. 
Who wrote them, John Burton? 

Burt, (defiantly). How should I know? 

Jack (slowly). There was another mark on two of the 
checks. Curious how reckless some men are. It was the 
impression of a seal. Curious how clear it was. And is. ■ 

Burt, (writing). Oh, damn you! 

Jack (looking over his shoulder). "For value received", 
" to Jabez Strong ". Quite correct, Mr. Burton. I'll de- 
liver that personally. You may make your mind quite easy. 
(Takes pen and writes rapidly) Receipt, from John Drake. 
You hold that as collateral. If Mr. Strong comes down on 
you, refer him to me. Now, if you would like to take your 
leave, there is nothing to detain you. 

Burt, (hetween his teeth). So this was a trap? 

Dana. Trap, or the dogs, for a fox, always. 

Jack. And the dogs, yovi know — I think you may con- 
gratulate yourself, Mr. Burton. 

Burt, (snarling). You couldn't prove it. (Goes — turns 
at door) Damn you! [EXIT Burton hack. 

Jabez (outside). Confound you, sir. You had the effront- 
ery to come here after I refused to see you at the oiEce? 
(Jack goes down r. into den. Jabez ENTERS from hack) 
The scoundrel. What does he mean by it? What was he 
doing here, Dana? 

Dana. He came by invitation, sir. 

Jabez (wrathfully). Invitation? Invitation? 

Jack (entering from den). If I might have a word with 
you, sir? 

Daisy (hehind). Let me. 

Jack (putting her hack, and closing the portieres and hold- 
ing them). No! No! Mr. Strong, I owe you an apology. 

Jabez (turning suddenly). Eh — what ■ 

Jack. I had no right, sir, to confront you in your own 
house and at your own table, and compel you to entertain 
an unwelcome guest. And I apologize. 

Jabez. Oh! You do — do you? 

Jack. Most heartily. And whatever lesson you intended 
to give me to-day (Takes note from pocket) I richly deserve. 



the Upsetting of Jabez Strong. 39 

Jabez (faking his chin in his hand thoughtfully). Hm — 
Yes! 

Jack (whimsically). But you will admit the temptation 
was great. 

Jabez (frowning). Daisy being the temptation? 

Jack. Just so. 

Jabez. Hm ! I was taught the greater the temptation, the 
greater the merit in conqviering it. 

Jack. The trouble was, sir, that this temptation had al- 
ready conquered me. I can't promise to give up Daisy, sir, 
but I will promise to wait. 

Jabez (looking wider his eyebrows). Till when? 

Jack (quoting melodramatically). "Till the sun grows 
cold, And the stars are old. And the leaves of the Judgment- 
Book unfold ", for Daisy. 

Jabez. Hm ! Where is she ? 

Daisy (entering). Here, eavesdropping. 

Jabez. Nice practice. Then you heard this young man's 
estimate of his staying powers. How long are you ready to 
wait? 

Daisy (considering) . A week across, and a week back, and 
six weeks for the dress-makers. I think it would take just 
two months to get my trousseau ready. 

Jabez (dryly). I suppose you must have a trousseau. 
Hope didn't seem to place much importance on that. 

Jack (eagerly). Nor I, I assure you, Mr. Strong, it's a 
matter of no importance whatever. 

Daisy (saucily). "Dress makes the man." I have it on 
high authority. 

Jack. Ante-dated. Pardon me one minute, I have a little 
document here for your consideration, Mr. Strong. (Gives 
Burton's paper.) 

Jabez (taking it). Eh— what's this? Certificate of stock 
in Northern Pacific, John Burton. 

Dana. A trifling memento of his call, sir, which Mr. 
Burton was persuaded to leave. 

Jabez (looking over his glasses, first at Dana then at 
Jack). Persuaded. Who persviaded him? 

Dana. We both adduced reasons, sir; but Drake's was the 
convincing argument. 

Jabez. Hm, John Drake. 

Jack. Sir? 

Jabez. You've mistaken your calling. This is as good a 



40 The Upsetting of Jabez Strong. 

financial transaction as I've known. (Putting note in 
pocket-hook) Now, let's go to luncheon. Where's Miss Orr? 

Mir. (entering with Hope). Here. Did you want me, Mr. 
Strong- ? 

Jabez. I have the honor to announce the engagement of 
Miss Daisy Strong to Mr, John Drake. You are the first to 
be informed. 

Mir. (offering her hand to Jabez). I congratulate you. 

Jabez (shaking hands violently). I thovight the proper 
thing was to congratulate the high contracting parties. 

Dana. I'll do that. (Shaking hands with Jack and 
Daisy. ENTER Mrs. Strong. 8he looks on hewildered, hut 
smiling.) 

Hope (laughing). Leave a little for me! (Joins her hand 
with Dana's. They all begin talking and laughing together, 
Mrs. Strong standing a little apart, looking on.) 

Jabez (turning to Mrs. Strong). Mother, let me intro- 
duce your prospective son-in-law. 

Jack (shaking hands with her). I hope you don't mind, 
Mrs. Strong? 

Mrs. S. (beaming). O, / don't mind! 

(They all begin talking again, as the curtain goes down, and 
Mr. Strong offers his arm to Miriam Orb to lead her 
from the room.) 



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DELJ5GATES FROM DENVER. 2 Acts; 45 mmutes 3 10 

DOCTOR BY COURTESY. 3 Acts; 2 hours 6 5 

EASTSIDEUS, The. 3 Acts; 2 hours; 1 Stage Setting 8 4 

ESCAPED FROM THE LAW. 5 Acts; 2 hours 7 4 

GIRL FROM PORTO RICO. 3 Acts; SJ^ hours 5 3 

GYP.SY" QUEEN. 4 Acts; 2}^ hours 5 3 

IN THE ABSENCE OF SUSAN. 3 Acts; li^ hours 4 6 

JAILBIRD. 5 Acts; 21^ hours 6 3 

.TOSIAH'S COURTSHIP. 4Acts;2hours 7 4 

MY LADY DARRELL. 4 Acts; 2>^ hours 9 6 

MY" UNCLE FROM INDIA. 4 Acts; 2]^ hours 13 4 

NEXT DOOR. 3Act8;2hours 5 4 

PUYLLIS'S INHERITANCE. 3 Acts; 2 hours 6 9 

REGULAR FLIRT. 3 Acts; 2 hours 4 4 

ROGUE'S LUCK. 3Acts;3hours 5 3 

SQUIRE'S STRATAGEM. 5 Acts; 21^ hours 6 4 

STEEL KING. 4 Acts; 2}^ hours 5 3 

WHAT'S NEXT? 3 Acts; 21^ hours 7 4 

WHITE LIE. 4 Acts; 2}^ hours 4 3 



WESTERN PLAYS 

25 CENTS EACH 

ROCKY FORD. 4Act8; 2 hours 8 3 

GOLDEN GULCJH. 3 Acts; 2^ hours 11 3 

RED ROSETTE. 3Acts;2hours 6 3 

MISS MOSIIER OF COLORADO. 4 Acts; 2!^ hours... 5 3 

STUBBORN MOTOR CAR. 3 Acts; 2 hours; 1 Stage Setting 7 4 

CRAWFORD'S CLAIM. (15 cents.) 3 Acts; 2J4 hours. 9 3 




DICK & FITZGERALD, Publishers, 18 Ann Street, N. Y. 




